is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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