did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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