who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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