last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
soo... how was my night?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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