road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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