Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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