I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Blood and glitter go together right?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize