Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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