being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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