i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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