I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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