and you said cock pushups were impossible
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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