Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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