Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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