I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Randomize
