I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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