Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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