she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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