i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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