it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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