Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
