I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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