I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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