I bet he comes in French.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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