Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
is it fun? or sober?
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