she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
As shirtless as possible
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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