O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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