Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
