do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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