IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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