Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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