people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm having to shit out rocks
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
