Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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