go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Mom said you looked used
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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