What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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