Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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