people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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