are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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