that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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