"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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