Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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