I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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