Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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