Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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