whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I fill condoms, not promises.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Randomize
