This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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