we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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