whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I need a burrito and a hug.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
