stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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