so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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