Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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