You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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