break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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