next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
This is the high leading the old right now
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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